I don't know either to laugh or cry

Our Sunday was a Sunday to never forget! It all started on Tuesday. We got our home Security System put in to our house. Well on Saturday night we forgot to set our clocks a head. We figured this out when we were sitting on our bed boasting about how for the first time in our life's since we had Brigham, that we were ready to go to church with about a hour to kill. Well me and the kids were ready to go. Dan was laying on the bed looking at his phone and jumped up to inform me we had 15 minutes to get to church. Before we were going to be late well Dan put on some clothes and we went to get loaded in the car. Dan set the alarm and off to church we go. We were sitting in sacrament and Dan looks at me and said he needed to step out. He was gone for about 30 min when he finally came back. I asked where he went. He said he would tell me later but I'm inpatient so I told him to "tell me now". Well I guess we did not shut our garage door that leads in to our house. Our alarm went off and they tried to call Dan, but we were in church so we did not get the call. Dan's mom is our back up and she sent a text to Dan that the cops were at our house and that are alarm went off. So I'm like OK is everything all right. Dan just looks at me and said that the k nine dog took a bite out of the couch. Well we get home and the first thing I do is run up stairs to look at the couch. I was so upset, we have only had these couches for a year. I was going to let it go and chalk it up to an experience. Until I went in to our room and saw one of my pillows tore up. By then I was so mad I started to yell and told Dan that I want to call the cop and talk to him. Well I went down stairs and found another pillow and baby mattress and our new air matress tore up. By this time I was so mad Dan had to calm me down. We called the cop and now are in the proses of getting a check for the $600.00 worth of damage that was done.